Conversation of two students of medical college:
- You know, you have got me, you sit at me in guts!
- Yes? And in which, direct or duodenal?

What scientists have thought up, it is necessary to be answerable to the student!

At the student three dreams:
1. At lecture "when I sing?"
2. In practice "when I will have a sleep"
3. In session "when I will die?"

In the childhood I very much loved a film "Diamond hand" and especially a song about hares performed by Jury Nikulina. But only becoming the student, at last has understood that it was for a clearing that for a tryn-grass on it grew, why to hares was all the same and why they so persistently mowed it...

The group of students dramatized verses Chukovsky. More precisely one line: "... Hares in a tram..."